A man talking to God
08/01/09 14:45 Filed in: Joke
JOKE: (A man is talking to God.)
The man: "God, how long is a million years?"
God: "To me, it's about a minute."
The man: "God, how much is a million dollars?"
God: "To me it's a penny."
The man: "God, may I have a penny?"
God: "Wait a minute."