When pigs fly.

08/10/08 16:19 Filed in: idiom

Tom: Would you like to scuba dive with sharks?
Loree: Sure. When pigs fly.
Tom: I think I’d like to swim with sharks.
Loree: But you’re afraid of the water!
Tom: Yes but maybe if I swim with sharks it will help me get over my fear.
Loree: That’s ridiculous!
Tom: Maybe not. I think I’m going to call the scuba shop today.
Loree: I think you should call a doctor instead.

EXPLANATION: When pigs fly - never
EXAMPLE: “Sure, she’ll pay for dinner -- when pigs fly.

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